Oh yeah I remember I said I was going to start moving some old blogs over to the dark side oh well that went out the window I may do it in the future but heres a link for anyone whos interested in hearing me rant about old ladies

http://underwaterspiderman.spaces.live.com/

So when was the last time I actually blogged or come to think of it when did I last bother to update my website, well it seems like that is today. I've uploaded a new video and, well thats about it really I might have put up some stories and things since I last updated the site but things happen and you find you dont have time or cant be bothered or to be honest you just dont have anything to say, I finally gave in and created a MySpace www.myspace.com/erreallytall but i have shamelessly used it as a way to plug www.towler.tk and add random MySpace Whores, now I know that aint a nice way to put it by myspace surfing is boring and all you see is the same girls ion the same posses, the whole I can hold a camera at arms length and try to look hot. Well I can hold a camera at arms length whilst pointing at a ball ball in the dark and take a picture of my reflection damn you. God im in a bad mood today, i have been for a while actually I kinda go up and down but Muh W/E I only decided to Blog because I found myself on google as usual and putting in a couple of search terms brought me to my Login page for this blog script I have installed so I thought fuck it w/e lets go on there, expect to see a lot of stuff going up shortly, I know i have said that a lot lately but I mean it this time. Oh and to all those who I have taken out my anger and hurt on I am truly sorry you dont deserve it thank you for being good friends :) anytreee nuth it nuth Im of to go play some computer games n text grace probally or something (Shifty dog Eyes)

Its so I can check if im gay or not...everyday lol

4 things make me happy

Food ( preferably biscuits, sweets i can suck or chew, or a cheese/tuna mayo sandwhich)

A good book (scifi/fiction/fantasy)

A hot drink (coffee/Sweet Tea/hot orage or lemon juice with honey)

Music (Indy or rock/ or old school rock/ect)

hint Hint........

It's not that I don't like old ladies, and I don't generalise them all as the same, althou I am sure that to a majority we are all yobs.

The other day I was riding my bike down the rode and i saw an old lady walking in front of me so I slowed down and went to the side of the road. I saw the lady move towards the other side of the road and I went to go around her, when she walked again to my side and I had to brake sharply.
The old lady then said:
"I shouldn't be saying sorry to you"
"?huh? I didn't say anything"
"You should be saying sorry to me"
"Excuse me, but you walked in front of me"
"Well you shouldn't be behind me?"

Ok well lets think, I was trying to get in front of you. Oh dear oh dear oh dear. Welll I guess thats Old ladies 1, Youth Yobs 0.

To the pitch!

If some ignorant fool calls you a goth do you cry in the corner a slit your wrists or is it just time for another hand written poem in the dark. I really don't know how anyone could confuse a goth and an Emo, I mean one cries more than the other. Ugh.

OMFG they were amazing. What a f-ing weekend, first Kates prom, then after party then chillis. WOW. Shame on you for not being there is all I can say

Soon I will swoop down from the sky with wings of black and ridign what could only be known as a small child to land graciously in a suit of dining and to proceed with a preposterous dance involving me and a young lady at a ball like event only to notice at the last moment that my shoes are indeed untied and now I am screwed. Whoops. But ill take photo's so look out eeeek

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing is moving.
Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window
and asks, "What happened?"

"Terrorists kidnapped President Bush and are asking for a $10 million
ransom otherwise they are going to douse him with gasoline and set
him on fire. We are going from car to car to take up a collection."

The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving on average?"

"About a gallon."

continuiong in the theme of ugly people and things.

How exactly do ugly people get by in life. I mean if it was me then I'd justr be depressed all the time and an emo.

I was wondering the other day what people think on this subject, see I think ginger girls can be pretty what about you?

Mr Cadbury met Ms Rowntree in a room on Quality St. It was After Eight, he turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic! he then slipped his hadn into her Snickers & showed her his Curly Wurly. Not keen to have any Jelly Babies she let him take a trip up Bourneville boulevard. She screamed with Turkish Delight! as he took out his Fun sized Mars Bar, it felt a bit Crunchy and she wanted some Time Out, but he did a Twirl and had a Picnic in her Pink Wafers!

The End