Ok so I was surfing Myspace today whilst listening to Kerrang and thought (FUCKING DIALUP) Im on broadband but how difficuolt would it be to surf the web and get anyhitng done today without broadband what with www2 ajax and CRM sites we would have no chance

Oh yeah I remember I said I was going to start moving some old blogs over to the dark side oh well that went out the window I may do it in the future but heres a link for anyone whos interested in hearing me rant about old ladies

http://underwaterspiderman.spaces.live.com/

So when was the last time I actually blogged or come to think of it when did I last bother to update my website, well it seems like that is today. I've uploaded a new video and, well thats about it really I might have put up some stories and things since I last updated the site but things happen and you find you dont have time or cant be bothered or to be honest you just dont have anything to say, I finally gave in and created a MySpace www.myspace.com/erreallytall but i have shamelessly used it as a way to plug www.towler.tk and add random MySpace Whores, now I know that aint a nice way to put it by myspace surfing is boring and all you see is the same girls ion the same posses, the whole I can hold a camera at arms length and try to look hot. Well I can hold a camera at arms length whilst pointing at a ball ball in the dark and take a picture of my reflection damn you. God im in a bad mood today, i have been for a while actually I kinda go up and down but Muh W/E I only decided to Blog because I found myself on google as usual and putting in a couple of search terms brought me to my Login page for this blog script I have installed so I thought fuck it w/e lets go on there, expect to see a lot of stuff going up shortly, I know i have said that a lot lately but I mean it this time. Oh and to all those who I have taken out my anger and hurt on I am truly sorry you dont deserve it thank you for being good friends :) anytreee nuth it nuth Im of to go play some computer games n text grace probally or something (Shifty dog Eyes)

Its so I can check if im gay or not...everyday lol

4 things make me happy

Food ( preferably biscuits, sweets i can suck or chew, or a cheese/tuna mayo sandwhich)

A good book (scifi/fiction/fantasy)

A hot drink (coffee/Sweet Tea/hot orage or lemon juice with honey)

Music (Indy or rock/ or old school rock/ect)

hint Hint........

It's not that I don't like old ladies, and I don't generalise them all as the same, althou I am sure that to a majority we are all yobs.

The other day I was riding my bike down the rode and i saw an old lady walking in front of me so I slowed down and went to the side of the road. I saw the lady move towards the other side of the road and I went to go around her, when she walked again to my side and I had to brake sharply.
The old lady then said:
"I shouldn't be saying sorry to you"
"?huh? I didn't say anything"
"You should be saying sorry to me"
"Excuse me, but you walked in front of me"
"Well you shouldn't be behind me?"

Ok well lets think, I was trying to get in front of you. Oh dear oh dear oh dear. Welll I guess thats Old ladies 1, Youth Yobs 0.

To the pitch!

If some ignorant fool calls you a goth do you cry in the corner a slit your wrists or is it just time for another hand written poem in the dark. I really don't know how anyone could confuse a goth and an Emo, I mean one cries more than the other. Ugh.

OMFG they were amazing. What a f-ing weekend, first Kates prom, then after party then chillis. WOW. Shame on you for not being there is all I can say

Soon I will swoop down from the sky with wings of black and ridign what could only be known as a small child to land graciously in a suit of dining and to proceed with a preposterous dance involving me and a young lady at a ball like event only to notice at the last moment that my shoes are indeed untied and now I am screwed. Whoops. But ill take photo's so look out eeeek

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing is moving.
Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window
and asks, "What happened?"

"Terrorists kidnapped President Bush and are asking for a $10 million
ransom otherwise they are going to douse him with gasoline and set
him on fire. We are going from car to car to take up a collection."

The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving on average?"

"About a gallon."

continuiong in the theme of ugly people and things.

How exactly do ugly people get by in life. I mean if it was me then I'd justr be depressed all the time and an emo.

I was wondering the other day what people think on this subject, see I think ginger girls can be pretty what about you?