Its so I can check if im gay or not...everyday lol

4 things make me happy

Food ( preferably biscuits, sweets i can suck or chew, or a cheese/tuna mayo sandwhich)

A good book (scifi/fiction/fantasy)

A hot drink (coffee/Sweet Tea/hot orage or lemon juice with honey)

Music (Indy or rock/ or old school rock/ect)

hint Hint........

It's not that I don't like old ladies, and I don't generalise them all as the same, althou I am sure that to a majority we are all yobs.

The other day I was riding my bike down the rode and i saw an old lady walking in front of me so I slowed down and went to the side of the road. I saw the lady move towards the other side of the road and I went to go around her, when she walked again to my side and I had to brake sharply.
The old lady then said:
"I shouldn't be saying sorry to you"
"?huh? I didn't say anything"
"You should be saying sorry to me"
"Excuse me, but you walked in front of me"
"Well you shouldn't be behind me?"

Ok well lets think, I was trying to get in front of you. Oh dear oh dear oh dear. Welll I guess thats Old ladies 1, Youth Yobs 0.

To the pitch!

If some ignorant fool calls you a goth do you cry in the corner a slit your wrists or is it just time for another hand written poem in the dark. I really don't know how anyone could confuse a goth and an Emo, I mean one cries more than the other. Ugh.

OMFG they were amazing. What a f-ing weekend, first Kates prom, then after party then chillis. WOW. Shame on you for not being there is all I can say

Soon I will swoop down from the sky with wings of black and ridign what could only be known as a small child to land graciously in a suit of dining and to proceed with a preposterous dance involving me and a young lady at a ball like event only to notice at the last moment that my shoes are indeed untied and now I am screwed. Whoops. But ill take photo's so look out eeeek

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing is moving.
Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window
and asks, "What happened?"

"Terrorists kidnapped President Bush and are asking for a $10 million
ransom otherwise they are going to douse him with gasoline and set
him on fire. We are going from car to car to take up a collection."

The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving on average?"

"About a gallon."

continuiong in the theme of ugly people and things.

How exactly do ugly people get by in life. I mean if it was me then I'd justr be depressed all the time and an emo.

I was wondering the other day what people think on this subject, see I think ginger girls can be pretty what about you?

Mr Cadbury met Ms Rowntree in a room on Quality St. It was After Eight, he turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic! he then slipped his hadn into her Snickers & showed her his Curly Wurly. Not keen to have any Jelly Babies she let him take a trip up Bourneville boulevard. She screamed with Turkish Delight! as he took out his Fun sized Mars Bar, it felt a bit Crunchy and she wanted some Time Out, but he did a Twirl and had a Picnic in her Pink Wafers!

The End

I wnat to travel europe and see all the capitals I can and explore some great places. my initiall idea is to do a bus about http://www.busabout.com/ on the northern network spending a coouple of nights in each capital and visiting general tourist thigns and other recommended places. Im not really sure the best way to explore Europe and the best places to visit so any advice is great. Thanks

The ultimate in Chav mentallity is the inabillity to be individual, it is their greatest weakness and one that should be heavily exploited. The ignorance of others looks, views and lives is what sets us apart from them, the Chavs. I understand it is not their fault, I know that if your mother is a crack headed dirty whore thenb you are bound to be dropped on your head a few times as a child, and when your dad beats you and rapes your sister it is only natural that you should think thids the right way to behave. It is only right that you should grow up and feel safe in your comfort zone of falling behind the kid that acts the biggest. It is within your power now to be like him in every way becasue his clothes and attitude is cool. It is your ultimate dream and ambition to be like him. WOW so God like.

The ultimate in Chav mentallilty is portrayed throughout our lifes from the Top right back down to our every day Chavs. Is it not true that if someone like Johnny the kid that listens to Indie music starts wearing green converses he will be beat senseless by mr big Chav. But if David Beckham does it then its now cool and Johnny is the "Wannabee Grunger" it is a terrible waste that these young minds are incapable of a single individual thought. But then again if one ever past thru their head then surely they would be outkast, beat and eventually killed like an animal.


What is the solution tehn. Maybe we should just shoot them all.


But why lower ourselfs to their level. Animals, snarling yobs, wastes.

I apologise about teh mother and father comments, im sure not all their fathers are the same. Come on one or two of them is in jail for mearly robbing the next dorr naieghbour. Very clever.

The Sponge

EDIT *Sorry I can't say this about peeps - apparently*