I was wondering the other day what people think on this subject, see I think ginger girls can be pretty what about you?

Mr Cadbury met Ms Rowntree in a room on Quality St. It was After Eight, he turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic! he then slipped his hadn into her Snickers & showed her his Curly Wurly. Not keen to have any Jelly Babies she let him take a trip up Bourneville boulevard. She screamed with Turkish Delight! as he took out his Fun sized Mars Bar, it felt a bit Crunchy and she wanted some Time Out, but he did a Twirl and had a Picnic in her Pink Wafers!

The End

I wnat to travel europe and see all the capitals I can and explore some great places. my initiall idea is to do a bus about http://www.busabout.com/ on the northern network spending a coouple of nights in each capital and visiting general tourist thigns and other recommended places. Im not really sure the best way to explore Europe and the best places to visit so any advice is great. Thanks

The ultimate in Chav mentallity is the inabillity to be individual, it is their greatest weakness and one that should be heavily exploited. The ignorance of others looks, views and lives is what sets us apart from them, the Chavs. I understand it is not their fault, I know that if your mother is a crack headed dirty whore thenb you are bound to be dropped on your head a few times as a child, and when your dad beats you and rapes your sister it is only natural that you should think thids the right way to behave. It is only right that you should grow up and feel safe in your comfort zone of falling behind the kid that acts the biggest. It is within your power now to be like him in every way becasue his clothes and attitude is cool. It is your ultimate dream and ambition to be like him. WOW so God like.

The ultimate in Chav mentallilty is portrayed throughout our lifes from the Top right back down to our every day Chavs. Is it not true that if someone like Johnny the kid that listens to Indie music starts wearing green converses he will be beat senseless by mr big Chav. But if David Beckham does it then its now cool and Johnny is the "Wannabee Grunger" it is a terrible waste that these young minds are incapable of a single individual thought. But then again if one ever past thru their head then surely they would be outkast, beat and eventually killed like an animal.


What is the solution tehn. Maybe we should just shoot them all.


But why lower ourselfs to their level. Animals, snarling yobs, wastes.

I apologise about teh mother and father comments, im sure not all their fathers are the same. Come on one or two of them is in jail for mearly robbing the next dorr naieghbour. Very clever.

The Sponge

EDIT *Sorry I can't say this about peeps - apparently*

I enjoy the simple things in life, like magic, comouters and rocket science. I love nothing more then to lie in my bed whilst working out Pi too 378 digits, fantastic.
I was round my girlfriends at the weekend but that is none of your buisness although I am rather excited because we finally booked our holiday and I have been singing "Hey big spender" and "donlt stop me now" oooooohhhhhh don't stop me now I'm hzving a good time woooooooooooo. Ilm currently writing this out on a PDA as I wondered what my site looked like on something like this. turns out ok actually anyway I should go because theres some poor defensless children outside and they look like they might need someone to sing to them, btw poor defensless vhildren= crazy car selling pikeys...

....Theres a strange calming exhilleration of being outside. Being able to look up into the sky, so wide and open and breathlessly letting your world fall out from underneath you and losing yourself in the sensation.

What would it be like to be a bird, swooping and diving being free in the wind.

Me and My Girlfriend were recently having a nice polite and civalised conversation about our Top Ten favourite films but soon found we couldn't decide on anything so decided to do a top ten list in different catergories. We still didn't get very far but heres what we have, in no particular order

Comedy:-
Shrek 1+2 (1)
40 Yr old Virging (2)
Mean Girls (3)
Love Actrually (4)
Spongebob Squarepants movie (5)
Bend it like beckham (6)
Life of Brian (7)
(8)
(9)
(10)

Animated:-
Nightmare before Christmas (1)
Alladdin (2)
Lion King (3)
(4)
(5)
(6)
(7)
(8)
(9)
(10)

Action/Adventure/Epic:-
National Treasure (1)
Underworld (2)
Gladiator (3)
Lord of the Rings 1,2,3 (4)
All James Bond ex Die another day (5)
All Star Wars ex ep 1 (6)
Labrinth (7)
Never Ending Story (8)
Kill Bill 1,2 (9)
Indiana Johnes (10)
Constantine (11) Whoops

Horror:-
Final Destination 1,2 (1)
What Lies Beneath (2)
The Others (3)
Saw 1,2 (4)
6th Sense (5)
(6)
(7)
(8)
(9)
(10)

Musicals:-
Chicago (1)
Sound of Music (2)
(3)
(4)
(5)
(6)
(7)
(8)
(9)
(10)

As you can see the list is somewhat uncompleted and we kind of cheated with some of them.

The Sponge

Lust or Love?

How can you tell the difference. Do you know?

Is love when you wake and think of someone, when you sleep and think of somoene and every inch and ounce of your body and strength reach out ot hold that person.

Is Lust just the same, do you not wake and want that person next to you, do you not sleep and wish they were there. Is it not true that when you walk down the street and your mind wanders in the clouds above your head that you want to reach out and grab that person, hold them next to you and kiss there soft skin.

Love is odd because it hurts although it's meant to be the greatest feeling on earth. I don't understand live.

Lust is odd because your whole body reacts in ways you never knew could when your mind wanders to think of a person.

About 9 months ago I walked across stoney gravel to the poolside in some shady little holiday camp. Day dreaming about life and magic and odd things. I was with a bunch of friends and we were just laugthing and joking, when I saw this girl. Everything changed, there was lust no doubt about it but it took a mere few hours for every thing to change and then it seemed that there was more then lust, how can that happen, how is it possible that you can meet someone and never want to let go. One minute it's lust but then after some undefined line of emotion its love. That feeling where nothing else matters and you would do anything just to be with that person.

Maybe I'm just lucky ;)

What can be considered Art?

Is photography art, can it be? what about design, engineering or computer design, web design. There has to be somehting there. Theres an art to it. So what about writing is it an art? or am i just dreaming, how about pictures of nude people is it art if its painted but not if its filmed or photographed.

What can be considered art?

Well today's achievments consist mainly of the creation fo a new video "The Great Pink Shoes" and a transfer of a few of my old blogs. Watch out more to come.

P.S Man I wish this thing had a spell checker.

my day at poundland today started of fine, i was browsing the shit and wondering if I could sell any of it on ebay for more then 10% profit, unlikely. Oh well and then I came across the glasses on display hmm I thought and tried a pair on, they fitted perfectly except I couldnt see a bloody thing so I was wandering around not being able to see anything when I fell face first into a box of santa hats, as I came up spluttering and cougthing I looked a bit like this




anyway as time went on I began to realise that this was inf act A O.K so....


two thumbs up




well looking rather fetching in my santa hat and beard I removed my glasses for a better look and saw the perfect sixe hat for me



thinking I was sexy as usual I swung the end round like they do on TV Yay go me.........



Oh and then this lady said hmmm let me try



but she just couldnt get the hang of it...never mind


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Life defining moments can be anything, I think some of my most defining moments are when I finallly decide I dont need that bit of string anymore, or that old sharpener and finally decide to have a sort out and throw stuff away, its what I decide to keep and what I throw away that gives an insight into my personallity, this morning I threw away alot of rubbish that had found its way into my room over the past few months, mainly cereal bar wrappers and old crisp packets. I still have a pair of shoe laces that are almost 4 years old now maybe more. I am keeping those. Now if I was working for Ebay that would be a different matter,