It's not that I don't like old ladies, and I don't generalise them all as the same, althou I am sure that to a majority we are all yobs.

The other day I was riding my bike down the rode and i saw an old lady walking in front of me so I slowed down and went to the side of the road. I saw the lady move towards the other side of the road and I went to go around her, when she walked again to my side and I had to brake sharply.
The old lady then said:
"I shouldn't be saying sorry to you"
"?huh? I didn't say anything"
"You should be saying sorry to me"
"Excuse me, but you walked in front of me"
"Well you shouldn't be behind me?"

Ok well lets think, I was trying to get in front of you. Oh dear oh dear oh dear. Welll I guess thats Old ladies 1, Youth Yobs 0.

To the pitch!