My funeral Songs 
Friday, April 25, 2008, 05:33 PM - General
Just a collection of songs that I would love at my funeral if anyones reading this:

1)We Love to Boogie
2) knOCKING ON hEADvens Door
3) Brown eyed girl
4) Hold on - Good Charlotte
5) I get knocked down
6)the clash - should I stay or should I go
7) Another one bites the dust
8) see you later aligator
9) Highway to hell
10) Your as cold as ice, - Foriegner
11) If your happy and you know it
12) Born to hand jive
13) I like to move it

Any more ideas

Ultimate Chav Mentallity 
Friday, June 02, 2006, 10:43 PM - General
The ultimate in Chav mentallity is the inabillity to be individual, it is their greatest weakness and one that should be heavily exploited. The ignorance of others looks, views and lives is what sets us apart from them, the Chavs. I understand it is not their fault, I know that if your mother is a crack headed dirty whore thenb you are bound to be dropped on your head a few times as a child, and when your dad beats you and rapes your sister it is only natural that you should think thids the right way to behave. It is only right that you should grow up and feel safe in your comfort zone of falling behind the kid that acts the biggest. It is within your power now to be like him in every way becasue his clothes and attitude is cool. It is your ultimate dream and ambition to be like him. WOW so God like.

The ultimate in Chav mentallilty is portrayed throughout our lifes from the Top right back down to our every day Chavs. Is it not true that if someone like Johnny the kid that listens to Indie music starts wearing green converses he will be beat senseless by mr big Chav. But if David Beckham does it then its now cool and Johnny is the "Wannabee Grunger" it is a terrible waste that these young minds are incapable of a single individual thought. But then again if one ever past thru their head then surely they would be outkast, beat and eventually killed like an animal.


What is the solution tehn. Maybe we should just shoot them all.


But why lower ourselfs to their level. Animals, snarling yobs, wastes.

I apologise about teh mother and father comments, im sure not all their fathers are the same. Come on one or two of them is in jail for mearly robbing the next dorr naieghbour. Very clever.

The Sponge

EDIT *Sorry I can't say this about peeps - apparently*
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OK so I lied 
Thursday, May 18, 2006, 09:36 PM - General
Ok so i lied i am psoting again but only because i just remebred something and if i dont post it i will forget.

there was this one time when me and my firned gold were talking about making new recipes in form room, and our teacher ms ailing said thatall hte recipes in the wrold have been made all ready, its been two million years ect. well f**k you ms ailing because you are wrong,do you not know that X% of the rainforests in this world have not been explored, how can you know that someone won't find and make a new, all be it poisonuous fruit pie! go eat kangaroo dung please, ugh

TTFN <-----thnkz k8, xxxx